1st... Because I had to wait ALL FREAKIN NIGHT for some one to get off the FVCKING Computer till about 5:45am to be exact... yesterday spilled over in today...

2sd A deviant who'm shall remain Anonymous... Whom I respect admire & has proven themselves worthy of my input was totalleh hittin on meez. & NO IT'S YOU SILLY!

3rd I got to mow the LAWNs -front/back- that was fun & even though
>8[ I WAS IN MIDDLE OF SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT! It made me look good in the eye's of the head of house hold.

4th who then offered to give me bus fair...

5th Bus fair is now $1.50! THOSE SLAG FVCKS! HOW THE HELL WAS I SUPPOSE TO KNOW? Ass hole was Fixing to deny me my ride... TO WORK! Because of this But b/c of the random kindness of strangers an incident was avoided & a really fine ass black girl/college student was more than happy to use her CAT -Chatam Area Transit- Card to pay the extra 50 cents... Then she TOTALLEH followed me to work from where we got off the bus

6th Got to talk to a Homeless guy named Charlie

7th clocked in RIGHT on time! 2:00 on the dot...

8th got to pet a kitten *getting to pet a kitty cat during my rounds is a sign of good luck*

9th I found a beat up metallic spoon while on my rounds which is has also proven itself to be a sign of good Luck.

10th DUDE! I FOUND 10 bucks! on my way back to the store! Not a Dollar bill... A FVCKING $10 BILL!! I get all happy when I find a fraggin dime layin on the road this like... 200 dimes!

11th I told them at work I'd be more than happy to answer the phones to get in some extra hours... "Just lemme go over to Huddle House Chill for a few & I'll come back & clock in" M.O.D Goes "Oh well that's great We'd love to that"

12th While I was sitting in Huddle House... 1st Officer Billy ~xxINC17Ixx called Domino's & reminded me... I had "Prior obligations"... My My how convenient...

13th I was able to get off at me scheduled time find a Wired computer write this & actually get some REAL work done...
Because lets face it... I care about you people A whole hell of a lot more than any cooperation that doesn't really Give two sh-ts about me or any of their employees & more than the random Scum slags who want PIZZA!

14th ALSO I got to talk to some cool people while on my rounds Who had a weird lookin cell phone with suspicious glithes... R.I.D? Not likely but as a brief portion of the Dialogue ran
*me"Maybe it's a robot HAHA" chick goes "probably is" & because of an error that was no ones fault really. They got to a free lunch!

15th I got CRUCIAL work done on some pieces I have been meaning to complete!

Today has been >X[] EPH1N EPIC!!! >8])& it's only 8:50pm!

TERMINAL SHUTDOWN IN 5 minutes in counting

BAIZ!